Rush Limbaugh IS Jabber-the-Hut

Posted: February 27, 2011 in Food.. HAVOC!

ZillaMod –  Rush Limbaugh is a  favorite right wing talk show host – not my favorite – but a national favorite nonetheless.   For this, I’ve decided to add a charicature and likeness for him in my gallery of thoughtless monsters wrecking around like government crackens.  He needed an archetypal face to go along with his gross, overtly racist, sexist and hypocritical nonsense. I wasn’t the first to think of it, but here’s a name to go with the image – Jabber-the-Hut.

Limbaugh: All gross, all the time. Monday-Friday...

Limbaugh says a lot of obnoxious things; which miraculously don’t actually amount to an FCC fine. Lots of broadcast affiliates think racist, chauvinism sprayed by nearly beached male-whales make for completely, employable charming daytime talk.

Conversely, I’m sure there are plenty of responsible women uttering useful solutions based ideas or agendas, like Michelle Obama. I think labeling GMO’s, eating more things grown from the ground, nutritive foods which heal the mind-body so it can actually function better, is wise. Obama is still in fact promoting nutrition which won’t make you grow a tumor or a second foot. That  is a good thing!

However, I don’t exactly agree with Obama’s execution on improving the healthfulness of food options by creating a type of food-health by force. Obama isn’t addressing the deeper issues of kicking Monsanto’s ass and getting RoundUp (a not-so cloaked metaphor for genocide) hitched to some anti-trust legislation in order to protect Americans ability to have more options.  For now, Obama is urging people to eat the “healthier” food trucked into Wal-Marts; which is only slightly more nutritive than whatever gets poisoned by Monsanto.  Most of the food is still clearly addled with pesticides, genetic perversions, all nutrition processed out.

Limbaugh defends and represents the American right to promote death, decay, cloned meat, hardened arteries, cocaine and recreational pharmaceutical drug use (as a social conservative), militarism at the cost of innocent lives, GMO processed fried corn products, and essentially keeping America dialed into a lifestyle which will kill anyone in 5-10 years if you are as committed as Chris Farley was. He is a walking pile of Republican male pain. In fact, if the GOP told him, effective tomorrow, it’s time to endorse the killing and eating of any human being who is poor for bloodsport, with or without law – he would get up, gargle some vodka and then sell it to the rednecks who will sing along to their own death dirge.

Limbaugh recently attacked Mrs. Obama for not being “qualified” to be a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. That’s pigman code for, “I would like to ogle the President’s wife in her undies, but that will never ever happen. So I am going to complain bitterly.”

My turn.

Limbaugh, in promoting his necrotic lifestyle, means to tell the world he can allude to dreams of molesting Sports Illustrated swimsuit models and then merge this delusion with the image of the current President’s wife.

I may not agree with Obama on regulatory policy, healthcare, tax codes… but she is still a woman. My advice to the women of the world is to turn off and tune out all media featuring Jabber-the-Hut .

Need I remind you?  It was in fact Princess Leia who once choked-out Jabba the Hut.  It’s completely warranted at this point to cut off this man’s air supply.  You can urge advertisers who have lots of money stacked up on women to dump him.  You have that option.

We have to look out for one another, afterall.

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