The weirdest SPAM notice I have ever received

Posted: May 15, 2011 in Uncategorized

I was going through my Spam mail box after misplacing another mail when I ran upon the following mail.  By far this is the weirdest spam mail I have ever received in my life.  The strangest part is that it is STILL Nigerian distress spam.

from Jack Zellman
date Thu, May 12, 2011 at 5:03 PM
subject hi
hide details May 12 (3 days ago)
Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information.  Learn more
Department Of Homeland Security
Terrorism and Financial Intelligence (TFI)
Address: 335 Adams Street
32nd Floor
Brooklyn, NY 11201
Attention: Sir

This is Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence (TFI) marshals the department’s intelligence and enforcement functions with the twin aims of safeguarding the financial system against illicit use and combating rogue nations, terrorist facilitators, money launderers, drug kingpins,  Yellow Tag , and other national security threats.

This vital department is actively engaged in the war on terror. We are still a nation at risk part of our strategy, of course, is to stay on the offence against terrorists who would do us harm. In other words, it is important to defeat them overseas so we never have to face them here.

Nevertheless, we recognize that we’ve got to be fully prepared here at the homeland.” You  receiving this notice based on Your Parcel Of Draft Valued   One  Million  Five  Hundred Thousand United State Dollars ($1.500,000.00USD)  made to be  Deliver to you through FedEx Courier Service  to your given address/ .R.1 Box 52 Roaring Srring, PA 16673 USA
Take notice that pursuant to article 2 section 50 paragraph 4 & 5 of International Monetary Transfer Act of 1998 as amended by Act of Parliament Cap 84 (LAW OF FEDERATION 2002) formerly N0.57 of 1983, It is stated that any TRANSACTION above $100,000.00 must OBTAIN YELLOW TAG Certificate to prove that it is not for any wrong  act,  Bear in mind that we saw all other documents attached to the parcel  of draft,   drug certificate and others powerful documents But this yellow Tag is not there it is the  only documents you need  before receive your draft at your given address.

Therefore, We dearly wish to inform you that this Parcel of draft  has been held for  the Yellow  Tag Certificate  which you must obtain from west Africa  Nigeria.  It will cost you only $2,350

This /Parcel  supposed to be in your possession by 16gmt on Sunday   but due to the certificate we mentioned above you may loose this Fund  if you cannot provide this certificates to this office.
We regret to detect that such Amount   of money does not have Yellow Tag Certificate   coverage from the country  the fund  originated. You are advised to go back to West Africa Nigeria  where this fund originated to obtain the required certificates to back this funds and enable us release your fund to your Given address with immediate effect.

Men Conducting End Use Check

We are waiting for your urgent comply for immediate release of your Parcel  to you.


Michael Chertoff,
Secretary Homeland Security
Secretary Chertoff giving briefing on border security efforts February 22, 2008

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