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THIS IS AN UNSERIOUS JOKE PIECE!   It is also another piece headed for the ol’ Zilla overflow boneyard.  It’s been a full 48 hours since it was pitched unsucessfully at The Onion.  Enjoy!

Small border towns create revenues, tourism and sports franchises from new hobby

Uvalde, TX -- Gun owners and skeet shoot enthusiasts are buzzing over the latest in what locals believe to be a pre-paid craze. License applications for hunting Predator B and police UAV drones have skyrocketed since FOX commentator Judge Napolitano announced Drone Shoots as the new race to an American Patriot declaration.

“It’s just something we’ve never seen before.  I brought the kids to watch what it looks like when their Dad shoots an $8 million piece of American war machinery out of the sky,” said Dana Jones, proudly holding out what appeared to be a piece of drone fuselage.

Local municipalities are welcoming the boost in tourism and revenues as licensed drone hunting commences.  The Drones Shoots are a newly celebrated sight.  Excited enthusiasts gather from across the nation, making purchases from a number of discount ammo tables, funnel cake vendors and taco trucks providing tailgate service at shooting sites.

Flannel clad men and women are collecting in droves at the US-Mexican border range toting very large weapons and protective ear guards. Many were encouraged to stand afar from the flaming downfall of drone parts.

“I bought this bazooka 2 years ago on sale. Never had a chance to use it. I travelled all the way down here from Kentucky, just to try it out. Hell, I paid for those drones with my taxes anyway,” said James Smith, a 42 year old father of three as he aimed the launcher at a Predator B drone trolling nearby.

While the hobby is only weeks old, it has attracted many gun sports sponsors and related media as an emerging event franchise worth promoting.

“Yeah, I really like my new Drone Shoot beer kozy I got from the magazine people over there,” said Arnold Cargil, a 54 year old border warbird watcher from Amarillo, TX.

Drone hunting applications start at $15 with a registered weapon and are issued on first come first serve basis with approval from local Wildlife and Game bureaus.

“The way our county sees it, this is 100% win-win for everyone. Every border town could could be making as much as we are within weeks. By the way things are going, we won’t run out of drones any time soon,” said Lila Green, a newly hired City worker fielding the mountain of new license applications.

There is no slowing down for this exciting new sport creating both revenue and jobs in a sparse economy at the US borders.

I dedicate this Gestalt open letter to 1 Eduardo Saverin, who is currently being persecuted by this government for trying to escape the tax slavery of this nation. May you find happiness apart from the implied US threat of imprisonment and fiscal insolvency.

I assure you there are many, many reasons for Eduardo to want to expatriate from the US in a big hurry and take the blessings of his wealth and ingenuity elsewhere.

It was originally drafted August 10th, 2011.  It has been updated with links.

Dear America,

I love you.  You’re my country but I’m considering leaving you.

There’s lots of reasons why, but the most important ones are that you’ve become abusive, controlling and unreasonable.

You have a problem. You’re bottoming out right now. It’s a good thing because maybe you’ll reconsider the way you do things.You don’t listen to us, your people. In fact, you keep these ridiculous lists and demand that your gangster buddies keep tabs on us when we are at our jobs, running to the bank and at home on our computers.

You’re broke. You spent all our money on your addiction to foreign wars.  After awhile you didn’t care if it was just or unjust you…kept making war happen.  No matter what we said or did, how many people petitioned you or who emptied into the streets, you can’t stop paying for the wars. You’ve fleeced us to death.  You’ve borrowed us into bankruptcy.

Now that we’re all broke- you blame and cast aside the poor for their poverty, the sick for their illness and the migrant for their quest for opportunity.

Your enablers, your crooked money laundering mobsters on K Street robbed us, your kids, and your grandmother while you watched.  You didn’t care.  As long as Afghanistan could keep it going so you and your buddies could sport kill civilians.

Now the world blames us because we can’t control you.  You are so far gone.  People still show up to work in government, but they are all numb and half crazy because none of this has any meaning or makes any sense.   They fight each other to distract themselves from the fact that this government threw its internal compass into the abyss and there’s isn’t a whole lot that can be done.  The egg is broken and scrambled.

I thought you should know I’m not going to wait around while you try to figure out how to put me in a cage so you can keep it all going.  As you are reading this letter, I may be calculating a move as a despised refugee.

I’m not a criminal but if I hang around you will manufacture something I did wrong so you can trap me and keep me in place.  You don’t care about any of our  rights.  You don’t even see us.  All you see is war. Your countrymen who oppose this are your enemy. Anyone in the way of your fix is the problem.  So you dispatch your thugs to watch us “for our safety”.

You need us, but some of us are inconveniently opposed to your way of life; which happens to be sucking anyone in your reach down a dark hole.

I can count on the fact that I will be hated for your selfish, shortsighted ways with the world and steering everyone, including us, by the butt of a gun.  Yeah, you were powerful, but now we can’t care.

We have to take care of ourselves.  We are are all out of money. We have kids and sick, elderly parents who need our help.  You are going to take care of your wars until it kills you and everyone around you.

We would reach out to you, but you’re not *really* there.  You’re just not who you used to be.

America, who are you and what have you done with my country?

Don’t worry I’m not waiting around on you to find out.  

Sincerely,

An American Citizen

ZILLAMOD -This is the god’s to honest truth. At the end of the day – it’s not a partisan matter. It’s a family matter. You use whatever you have to protect your family from harm. I am the same. This is my story as well.

This is a repost by Linda Vega.

Being an American citizen is one of the most powerful manifestations of our constitutional tradition as a nation and as a government. These constitutional rights and obligations reserved strictly for citizens have made man want to die to protect our nation, because they know that as citizens they have unalienable rights. However, the Department of Homeland Security under the Obama Administration is now stripping American citizens of their citizenship. More importantly, these attacks on a population where American citizens are being denied their constitutional rights are mainly aimed at a group: elder Latino Texans who were too poor to go to a county hospital and opted, instead, to use a midwife because there was no hospital in the poor rural areas of Texas. As a result, the Obama Administration is now incarcerating and stripping some seniors of their citizenship because they are unable to “properly” prove their birth occurred on U.S. soil.

According to immigration attorney Jaime Diez, along the Rio Grande River in Texas, there are cases where Elderly Latinos have to relinquish their U.S. Citizenship because they cannot provide enough evidence to substantiate their birth on U.S. soil by either a hospital or a credible midwife.

Prior to 2009, a few cases of maybe 20-30 would arise where elderly Latinos had to produce evidence of their U.S. Citizenship. Usually a baptismal record or a birth certificate would suffice to prove their U.S. citizenship birth. However, under the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative, (“WHTI”), which came into full force and effect on June 1, 2009, changes implemented under this new law, have caused overzealous U.S. agents and officers to litigate case after case that seeks to strip U.S. Citizenship from Latinos that now number over 1000.

With only limited exceptions, WHTI makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to “depart from or enter the United States” without a valid U.S. passport. 8 U.S.C. §1185(b); 22 C.F.R. §53.1(a). While this may be a necessary application of law, for a group of people who did not have the conveniences of modern day hospitals or record keeping when they were born, it has become a nightmare and a loss of identity.

Long before there was a dispute regarding the demarcated boundary that separates the U.S. and Mexico, descendants of Mexicans lived along the border on the U.S. side for years without fear of having to leave their country of choice. When Texas became the 28th state under the Presidency of Polk in 1845, those who lived along the border were annexed into the U.S.

Additionally, when the two countries were unwilling to reach a compromise as to where the boundary would be set, the Mexican-American war broke out on April 25, 1846. The result of that war fixed the southern boundary between the two countries at the Rio Grande River. For generations, the people living along the Rio Grande River into Mexico where their relatives were left in their undisturbed Mexican residency and those in the U.S. were granted U.S. Citizenship. It was a matter of convenience and understanding that those U.S. Citizens who were instantly acquiesced into the U.S. territory had travel privileges back and forth between the two countries. In the years that followed, children were born through midwives and clinics who would record the births as credible state records. In 1925, more than 50 percent of babies born in Texas were delivered by midwives. However, by 2004, the number had dropped to 6.6%. Much of the change was brought about because as rural areas integrated more clinics into the area, many along the border were receiving more prenatal care and healthcare during births.

The earliest known hospital in the valley was in Harlingen, Valley Baptist medical Center, founded in 1925. Surrounded by rural areas and colonias, the hospital is at least a 25 mile distance to these areas. At present, it is not uncommon for women to give birth to children in clinics or hospitals as these facilities are not as scarce as previous years prior to 1950. The births were not the problem, it was an industry norm for registering births that had unintended consequences on what the government is now terming, “delayed birth certificate” fraud.

According to the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS), many of these births recorded by midwives are either fraudulent or not legal as they were not recorded according to standards. Those affected by this new application of law, now find themselves having to defend their birth certificate and passports granted to them by the U.S. State Department.

Additionally, those affected are between the ages of 60 and older born in the 1940-50s. This is the age group that is most affected as they were more likely to be born by the assistance of a midwife and at home.

While Texas is approximately 25 million in total, it is populated by a large Latino community in the rural areas, and in South Texas where about 90% of the total population is Latino.

Texas and South Texas Population by Ethnicity, 2007

When broken down into the counties most affected by the passport requirement see the following:

Consequently, immigration attorneys in the Rio Grande Valley have noticed that these cases requiring elderly Latinos to prove their citizenship has spiked within the last two years. Attorney Jaime Diez argues that over 1000 cases have been reported but many more are not for the sake of keeping the peace. However, these are only the cases of those with financial resources to fight DHS, or USCIS in court; but many more surrender their citizenship fearing a long battle in a court that is estimated to cost between $15,000 to $20,000. Many of the elderly, living on a fixed income cannot imagine this long battle or the expense, and instead relinquish their U.S. Citizenship and leave for Mexico, a land not their home.

Immigration Attorneys, like Jaime Diez, in the Rio Grande Valley accept the cases on a pro bono capacity, but have been overwhelmed recently with unnecessary discovery requests by the government and oftentimes face over 5 U.S. attorneys for a simple case of birth certificate verification. In one such case, Jaime Diez in Brownsville. States that five U.S. Attorneys were flown in from Washington D.C. to appear in Federal District Court to ask women questions regarding her childhood in the valley. The U.S. Attorneys asked to be taken to the many places the woman played as a child and other places where she and her brother remembered family gatherings. This was not only inefficient use of government money and resources, it provided little if any comfort thinking that securing the border means stripping Latinos of their U.S. Citizenship rather than apprehending those who are “terrorists” in all aspects at the border crossing.

In 2008, Obama promised Latinos change. Unfortunately, one of these promised changes includes having to lose your birthright identity because you were born at a time when a system was inefficient and antiquated. According to the present Obama policies, if you were born in 1950 and beyond, you are expendable in the U.S. Your absence, along the Rio Grande Valley where you have lived most of your life, will be overlooked. According to this Administration, Latinos have an apathy and will not participate in elections, and so invalid deportations and stripping on U.S. Citizenship will go unnoticed because no one will dare to speak up to this injustice. It is a quiet secret that many will chose to ignore. But Latinos are strong in family ideals and are compassionate protectors for the less fortunate. And now that many do know about what is happening to the elderly along the border, I hope that this Administration is placed on alert to immediately cease and desist this action. It is a shameful way to protect the border, and frankly this behavior is anything but American or decent, it is Mr. President, monstrous.

I keep thinking about the prospect of Rick Santorum demagoguing the Social Conservative vote. He’s sponsored by the Catholic Church.

I’m not a big fan of the Catholic Church running the US government because they want to regulate everyone’s sex life, except when it comes to their own priesthood.  Their church happens to have a widely publicized problem with sexual predation of small children belonging to their parishoners.

What’s wrong with this scenario is the longstanding protectionism for Catholic child molestation which is actually creating a great menace to modern civilization. Kids who are molested too long, repeatedly, with no adult intervention or protection grow up to be child molesters themselves.  The Catholic church may be responsible for successive bumper crops of child molesters and sex offenders as a result of reassigning the pedo-priesthood.  Where’s the social conservative regulation here?  Where is the government intervention in the child welfare case requiring real cajones?

Additionally, bestial and child rape are forms of sexual intercourse which won’t produce children. So they need to address a fundamental disconnect in how priests conduct themselves on this important matter of vow breaking.

If Rick Santorum wants to really do something radical for American social conservatism in terms of changing the moral human rights landscape, he should try cracking down on church sponsored child rape or at least bestial rape and human sex trafficking.  He might find PETA and other key child protection and human rights advocates ready to come out and help him get elected if he wants to take on the Catholic church or anyone else in this arena.

As it stands, it’s pretty hard to defend the religious liberty of child rapists. Will Santorum fight the child protection advocates on this one or is he merely blowing hot air into condoms to demagogue unwitting social conservative voters? I’m waiting for the Great Catholic reformers of the 21st Century to please stand up and require Santorum to address child protections within the church.

If I had to pick a do-nothing religious sect to be in office paying lipservice, very busy not delivering results for the social conservative, it would be a Baptist. They sleep with whomever they like. If they find someone molesting underaged children or an animal – they prosecute.  They just don’t want to see gayness out in the open.

The protestant pastor’s gay kids will just shrug it off, skip town and go out of State to get married, move into a quiet urban neighborhood, get some pets and build their family.

~THE END~

OR What it sounds like as Rick Santorum tries civil libertarian rhetoric

I saw it.  Rick Santorum, earmark guy, papal facist, LGBT hater and would-be jailer of all vaginal health & freedom, holding a copy of the Constitution in his hand spouting how much he loves civil liberty.

“It’s not about contraception.  It’s about economic liberty, it’s about freedom of speech, it’s about freedom of religion. It’s about government control of your lives and it’s got to stop.”

Wow. Santorum made good attempt to use the US Bill of Rights to uphold his own religious freedoms.   What a fantastic sounding idea coming from a man completely devoid of any recorded ability to execute libertarian public policy while in office.

Isn’t it strange for him to take a big big dump on Washington State’s LGBT constitutional marriage rule, in spite of federal scuttling, and then try to cite civil libertarian values?

So, Rick Santorum books Tacoma and then performs a speech from a writer who must have had a GREAT medical brownie. Otherwise, he sounds rediculous trying to channel Ron Paul with no better explanation.

The Constitution holds up tremendously well when there is cause to use it.  However, if you betray the source of your help, you lose all help.  Every American needs 100% of their Constitutional entitlements.

Santorum’s proposal of the Catholic diocese opinion as qualified American public policy as a whole is corrupt.  It merges church with State and would certainly deny Constitutional protections to many citizens. This would be the tentacle of Godzilla Government mistakenly trying to woo a town he will raze.

God, contrary to the belief of some, does not need a cherry picking American politician to do diligence.  No human being is qualified.

“The greatness of our country is in spite of our diversity  we can come together and we can join together and build a great and just society.”

This speech is not a complete departure from the rest of his national rhetoric.  His platform would: ban gay men & women from marrying the person they love or performing armed service openly in the military, propose a process so women will go to prison for attempted abortion, and allow Roman Catholic policy to interfere with secular American doctors, insurers and businesses so they cannot purchase or permit contraception in their medical practice.  He would also escalate the amount of war, mass surveillance and will vouch for the arbitrary imprisonment of Americans, against the 6th Amendment.

That’s more than a little divisive to a unified America. It would essentially erode the Constitution he exhibited in his speech. It just puts a libertarian doiley on a facist insult. He’s can’t be the true Conservative alternative because he wants so much more government in our business and our lives.

Conversely, Obama trespassed in requiring Catholic institutions to provide  medical contraception as a federal mandate. He clearly underestimated the atmosphere of opposition to the individual mandate across the country felt by all limited government constituencies, dumping fuel on the fire.  But he didn’t get it wrong when he made an edit for religious liberty.  Most (L)ibertarians wished he just went the whole way and eliminated the individual mandate.

What happened next during the contraception upset was a surprise. The media circus outed of a lot of presumptive, bigoted, TRULY facist dummies who have absolutely sealed their fate tumbling out fresh from CPAC.  The list of Independent voters just got longer, including anyone who isn’t exactly male, caucasian, and perfectly Christian involved in running this “great and just society”.

Ellen Banner for The Seattle Times

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